Curse

Crystal Alice · Sep 29, 2006, 10:26 PM // 22:26

*steals dumplings from toon*
mmm.... YUMMY!!!
*dances with happiness in the corner*

extra bacon · Sep 30, 2006, 07:29 AM // 07:29

well, here's to the end of Day 1 of an 8-day working streak.

*driiiiiiiiiiiinks beer*
*BUUuuuuuuuuuuuRRRrrrp*

Warrior Of The Toon · Sep 30, 2006, 11:52 AM // 11:52

*is still hungry because of nasty people stealing his food*
*starts munching on some bacon, and then extra bacon*

extra bacon · Sep 30, 2006, 12:06 PM // 12:06

i'll need that, thank you very much.
*bitchslaps toon*
munch on something else.
*drinks beer*
*hic*

Warrior Of The Toon · Sep 30, 2006, 12:07 PM // 12:07

*cries*
*goes into a frenzied tantrum on the bitch-slapper*

extra bacon · Sep 30, 2006, 12:10 PM // 12:10

GET A GRIP!
*smacks toon again*
CALM DOWN!
*SLAP*
*drinks beer*
geez, seriously, can't let you out in public.

Warrior Of The Toon · Sep 30, 2006, 12:12 PM // 12:12

P..p..p..ublic?

*runs into the outside world*

I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! And I'm coming for you bacon!... Which way to the Land of Oz?

extra bacon · Sep 30, 2006, 12:13 PM // 12:13

*smacks forehead*
oh god, another one out in the wild.
he won't survive
*drinks beer*

Warrior Of The Toon · Sep 30, 2006, 12:16 PM // 12:16

*happens to have an aussie uncle in the town right now (and this is true btw)*

*hitches a ride back to Oz*

Ok so which way from Melbourne to Sydney?

*activates bacon sensing device*

THAT WAY!!!

extra bacon · Sep 30, 2006, 12:18 PM // 12:18

come on, bitch.
you'll never find me.

*drinks beer*
hmm ... we're almost out of beer, could you bring some with you?

Warrior Of The Toon · Sep 30, 2006, 12:20 PM // 12:20

*stops at petrol station, buys a few crates of Fosters and XXXX*

*arrives in syndey*

*is angry that they stole the Tyne Bridge design for one of their bridges*

*stands outside bacon's front door*

extra bacon · Sep 30, 2006, 12:22 PM // 12:22

just slide those beers under the door, thanks.
you can go do that harbour bridge climb thingy for tourists and let me know what it's like.
i think you can even jump off the top. try it.
*stifles laugh*
*drinks beer*

Warrior Of The Toon · Sep 30, 2006, 12:23 PM // 12:23

*kicks down door*

You ordered beer!?!

*shoves an unopened can down bacons throat*

*smashes a conveniently placed glass bottle*

*accidentally cuts self*

Ow....*cries*

extra bacon · Sep 30, 2006, 12:25 PM // 12:25

oh stop that whining!
*kicks toon out the door onto his ass*
go play with that kangaroo over there.
*drinks beer*
oh yea, thanks for the beer!

Warrior Of The Toon · Sep 30, 2006, 12:27 PM // 12:27

Well I didn't think it would come to this...

*Puts on anti-nuke suit*

*Activates portable nuke*

*Blows a big whole in the Earth where Ausland used to be*

extra bacon · Sep 30, 2006, 12:29 PM // 12:29

that's just dumb.
run along now.
*shakes head*
wammos, god!
*drinks beer*

Warrior Of The Toon · Sep 30, 2006, 12:32 PM // 12:32

*reminds bacon that the beer was also destroyed...*

extra bacon · Sep 30, 2006, 12:34 PM // 12:34

silly wammo.
what do you call this then?
*holds beer up*
*drinks beer*

Warrior Of The Toon · Sep 30, 2006, 12:36 PM // 12:36

B..beer!

*charges at bacon and rugby tackles him*

GIMME BEER!!!

extra bacon · Sep 30, 2006, 12:40 PM // 12:40

*slaps toon with a piece of raw chicken breast*
CALM DOWN DAMMIT!
*drinks beer*